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http://www.kemnay.org.uk/blog/deschain
enunKemnay
http://www.kemnay.org.uk/blog/deschain/funny/unkemnay
<p><span class="inline right"><img class="image img_assist_custom" src="/files/images/lawrence_of_kemnay.img_assist_custom.jpg" border="0" alt="unKemnay: unKemnay's founder - Lawrence of Kemnay" title="unKemnay: unKemnay's founder - Lawrence of Kemnay" width="113" height="150" /></span>The "un" definition of Kemnay, some light-hearted fun, did you know that Kemnay was founded by Lawrence of Kemnay, but that it wasn't named after him! :)</p>
<blockquote><p>Kemnay was founded by Lawrence of Kemnay, who arrived from the Sahara with his train of <a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Camels" title="Camels">camels</a>. Having travelled for thousands of miles on the back of a camel, Lawrence realised that the future was in horseless carriages, and chose the area to set up the first automobile sales and service centre in the North East of Scotland. The town quickly sprung up around Lawrences premises, as people came from far and wide to goggle at the amazing new vehicles. This was in 1978; there was very little else to do.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kemnay.org.uk/blog/deschain/funny/unkemnay">read more</a></p>http://www.kemnay.org.uk/blog/deschain/funny/unkemnay#commentfunnyFri, 02 May 2008 13:14:17 +0100deschain1044 at http://www.kemnay.org.ukOpen letter to the Swing Flick Champions!
http://www.kemnay.org.uk/blog/deschain/funny/open-letter-to-the-swing-flick-champions
<p>It's cool isn't it? on a Saturday/Sunday night when you've nothing else to do you might decide to show off your latest talent!</p>
<p>That'll be the one that means you know just the right flick of the wrist to get the swing to tip over the bar? So you do it not once but 5 or 6 times to show you can.. rendering the swing, for it's intended purpose, useless.</p>
<p>Well it's really really cool.. honestly it is! I've always been impressed by anyone who can do it, I can't and I did try - and I was particularly impressed by the person who managed to get the "baby swing" over, cos it's heavy!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kemnay.org.uk/blog/deschain/funny/open-letter-to-the-swing-flick-champions">read more</a></p>http://www.kemnay.org.uk/blog/deschain/funny/open-letter-to-the-swing-flick-champions#commentfunnyTue, 08 Apr 2008 13:28:09 +0100deschain686 at http://www.kemnay.org.uk Warning: The table 'watchdog' is full
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