Now that I'm older...

Now that I'm Older ...

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up) here's what I've discovered:

• I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it
• My wild oats have turned into prunes and All bran
• I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart
• Funny, I don't remember being absent minded
• Funny, I don't remember being absent minded
• All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair
• If all is not lost, where is it?
• It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser
• Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant
• I wish the buck stopped here, sometimes I could use a few
• Kids in the back seat cause accidents
• Accidents in the back seat cause Kids
• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere
• The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom
• If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees
• When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess
• It's not hards to meet expenses - they're everywhere
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
• These days I spens a lot of time thinking about the hereafter - I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what i'm here after
• I am unable to remember if I've mailed this to you or not
• Funny, I don't remember being absent minded

Now I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10, Oh send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen, I think. - Maybe you get your memory back?

Author: Unknown
Issue 272 - January 2003